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Doctrine is the shy, innocent, quietly-spoken and thoughtful girlfriend of a dashing young soldier. She is relatively new to [[Arrse]] and has only made a few postings. She is a regular visitor to the Current Affairs and Intelligence Cell forums and is a keen advocate of a healthy lifestyle. Doctrine likes to go swimming, walk in the countryside and surf the internet in her spare time. A considerate lady who tries to make relevant and informative posts on a wide range of safe and uncontroversial topics.

Or

Doctrine was previously known as [[pentwyn]].....BANNED

Prior to that, it was known as mercedes.....BANNED

Prior to that, it was known as toshiba.....BANNED

Prior to that, it was known as [[Lawstudent]].....BANNED

Prior to that, it was known as [[Yannie]].....Guess what? BANNED

22/04/07,
Banned as Lynx02 after stalking [[The_Lord_Flasheart]] which led to Flashy being banned twice.
see;
*http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=62805.html
and
*http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=63759.html
and
*now it is back again,this time as Lynxsey.

It also lets the children post on it's account.

Habitual troll to the Army Rumour Site and uses the site for 'therapy'. Compulsive personality disorders have ensured it has actually argued with itself and even proved itself wrong on many occasions (having started an argument then contradicted itself many times). Dubious reports (mainly from its own account) that it has a soldier (Gurkha) boyfriend who, by Doctrines own admission, is married. The fact is, it hasnt. It is in fact a virgin. Not through religious or moral reasons, more due to it looking like Bernard Mannings wank sock and its bizarre stalking tendencies.

Best avoided. If it attaches itself onto you like an Alien style creature, the only cure is to pay it a visit. I'm sure if you ask nicely, its residence can be found.

Doctrine/pentwyn. Each time you edit, it will just be returned to this to inform the members of who you are. Best option for you would be to go to a site that appreciates your style of stalking and mongness.

Currently posting as user:warrant. Still a [[mong]] and still as popular as a fart in a space suit.

'''Update.'''

Posting as user lynx02 and more recently (as at 1 Oct 2007) user arrsebluey.
Her nephew/boyfriend posted as user lynxsey and up until last weekend, user: jetty.

The pair of them are easier to spot than a Hippo trying to get into a Llamas only club, dressed as a Giraffe. 

According to the [[Guinness]] Book of Records, they are the stupidest people on the planet....a record Guinness believe will never be broken.

Update on the update; Back yet again as user yanney. This idiot would make the inmates of Broadmoor look like a MENSA convention.

'''Update. 08/10/07.''' Back again as user bluediamond. It appears its cancer hasnt killed it yet. Shame.

'''Update. 11/10/07.''' Back again as user sarah-jane. Its nephew is taking great delight in bragging its him using her username and claiming its all us stitching her up. I can't believe this pair are able to sustain life and be so completely dense.

'''Update. 12/10/07.''' Its running out of ideas for usernames now. Its back as 'homebase'. Can we expect it to be here as 'B&Q' or '[[tesco]]' next? Obviously using names where its been sacked from now.

Guess what? Another update. The fcukwit from [[Wales]] is back as user arrsey. Original eh?

Anyway, heres a little sample of her outstanding literal abilities;

:"YOU ARE ENTITILED TO YOUR OPPINION ,BUT I HAVE SPOKE FROM THE HEART AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE TRUTH
:YOU CANT EVEN BE MAN ENOUGH TO TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
:WHY DO YOU KEEP HAVING A NEGATIVE ATTITIUDE SWEARING ALL THE TIME
:YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING ,WHAT YOU AND I ARE SPEAKING ABOUT IS PRIVATE AND CONFINDENTIAL
:WHY ARE YOU A LITTLE BOY ,WHO CANT EVEN STAND UP AND SAY WHAT YOU MEAN OR DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
:YOU ARE SICK IN THE HEAD DO YOU GET A KICK FROM LOADING THE GUN FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO FIRE THE SHOTS .
:IT MAKES ME THINK YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD RATHER LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE BLAME FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS
:IF YOU CANT BE MAN ENOUGH TO OWN UP WHEN YOU ARE IN THE WRONG YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE RESPONSBILTY OVER OTHER PEOPLE
:YES YOU MAY DO IT WITH YOUR PROFESSION ,BUT YOU ALSO HAVE TO LEARN TO LEARN TO SEE A CIVI POINT OF VIEW TOO
:I WOULD RATHER GIVE MY SPARE MONEY TO CAHRITY THEN WASTE IT PHONING YOU UP THANKYOU SO MUCH AND AS FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DONT PHONE MARRIED :MEN UP THANKYOU SO MUCH
:NOW YOU ARE ACTING CRAZY ,I KNOW YOUR NUMBER AND YOU KNOW THAT
:YOU SOUND LIKE A GUY WHO COMES UP FROM NORTH WHEN YOU SAY YOU ARE HAPPY TO ACCEPT A REVERSE CHARGE CALL .
:NO THANKS I WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT EVEN IF I DIDNT HAVE ANY MONEY I WOULD GO WITH OUT FIRST . MY B.F. WANTED TO PAY MY EDUCATION FEES UP FOR ME :,I HAD A TOTAL STRESS ON HIM FOR EVEN SUGGESTING IT .
:NO THANKS I PERFERE TO GIVE MY OWN MONEY TO CHARITY NOT FROM OTHER PEOPLE ON MY BEHALF THANKYOU SO MUCH
:PLEASE DONT CALL ME A EDIOT ,YOU DONT USE VERY NICE WORDS DO YOU
:MY MUM IS FINE THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING
:HOW IS YOU PARENTS?
:YOU ARE HAVING A LAUGH YOU PERSUED ME SO STOP TELLING LIES
:DO YOU HAVE A SOCAIL LIFE FROM WHAT I AM READING YOU ARE OPBBSESSED WITH ME
:I DONT REPSOND TO POSTS YOU HAVE MADE I JUST RESPOND TO THE DISCUSSION ,
:WHY DO I GO ON THE SITE , SORRY I CANT ANSWER THAT QUESTION
:HOW CAN YOU KNOW HOW THEY FEEL , GCO AS STATED I AM A PAIN IN THE BUM AND I KNOW FOR SURE BCO IS NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WOULD EVER SAY :ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME IF HE HAD ANYTHING TO SAY HE WOULD SAY IT TO MY FACE .
:BUT I KNOW FROM MY HEART OF HEARTS THEY ARE REALLY LOVELY GUYS AND THEY WOULF NOT DO ANYTHING TO HURT ME .
:NOTHANKYOU I JUST WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE ON THE WEBSITE AND LET ME POST MY LITTLE POSTS
:WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH ,I AM NOT BOTHERING ANYONE YET YOU ALWAYS PICK ON ME . IF I WAS A BLOKE WOULD YOU TREAT ME IN SUCH A BAD WAY I THINK :THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO
:PLEASE DO CALL ME A RETARD AND PLEASE DONT BLAME ME FOR ALL THE POSTS
:JUST BECAUSE MY GRAMMER AND SPELLING IS BAD ARE NOT UP TO SCRATCH DOES NOT GIVE ANY OTHER USER THE RIGHT TO SPEAK ABOUT ME IN THE WAY THEY DO .
:YOU SHOULD TRY BEING DYSLEXIC ITS HARDWORK ,ITS NOT THAT I AM LAZY I JUST HAD A LOT OF EDUCATION IN HOSPITAL THAN SCHOOL AND YOU MISS QUITE A :LOT ESPECIALLY BASIC ENGLISH , WITH MY MATHS and engineering I HAD 98% in my exams and never had to learn anything .
:I DONT GO IN THE NAAFI SO WHY DO YOU LET THEM TREAT ME IN THIS WAY. YOU LET GOKU TREAT ME LIKE ...... AND FOR SOME REASON YOU SAY NOTHING TO :HIM OR FUGLY OR MDN IN WHAT THEY WRITE IN THE P.M. OR THREADS .
:YES AND WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE SUCH A NEGATIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS ME BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE THE PIPE PIPPER AND YOU GET EVERYONE TO FOLLOW YOU LIKE :LITTLE .........
:AND YOU ALLOWED THEM TO WRITE THAT STUFF ABOUT ME IN THE ARRSEPEDIA WHICH IS NOT TRUE .
:YES I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS A GURKHA SOLDIER AND NO I HAVE NOT SHAGGED HIM."

Pulitzer Prize winning material dont you think?

:"this would be crediable if the person who replied to the posts and emails really found out who was using the accounts  we have been having a :field day while we have been pissed winding everyone up .
:we can say the blogs were wrote by her ,except the last two . 
:as for everything else well put it this way us five guys are have had a field day . 
:the above emails which have been included is shit ,She is a dull cunt have you tried getting information out of yannie its like getting blood :out of a stone . 
:just because so many people use a isp address does not mean that person is using that account . we are mongs because we cant be bothered to :spell or use grammer properly because we are to pissed"

The above paragraph was brought to you by [[user:Breakup|Nathan]] and his 'friends'. When I say friends, what I actually mean is the voices in his head. He's 20 years old and pretty much just crayons dribble all over Arrse. He's unemployed and unemployable. He says he has a girlfriend but evidence suggests its his aunty. Having seen the monumental stupidity demonstrated by his aunty, is it any wonder young Nathan is more retarded than Rampton's male voice choir? It's kids like [[user:Breakup|Nathan]] that are the epitomy of what is wrong with this country. No self control, no acceptance of their own limitations and no idea how to interact with anything above a common house fly.

It's great when the stupid actually do all the work for you isn't it?

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