User:Minister doh nut
Strange waste of skin and oxygen theif. About as much use to ARRSE as a tits on a fish.
Ooof Linemanloz your mother doesnt bite this hard, im sure he now feels repremanded by your comments and will be grateful for being taken in hand by a young boy such as yourself....... was it cause he called you wet as a box of otterknobs, on your wiki page.... how long did it take you to write that?--Cait 14:25, 16 August 2006 (BST)
MDN is cnut with bad breath to boot. --Cait 14:25, 16 August 2006 (BST)
But it doesn't make you want me any less.... --MDN 14:27, 16 August 2006 (BST)
Don't worry about young Laurence, he will be busy crayoning his own page, he can't pull a bird so he colours in instead, well he would if he could see over his lips --MDN 14:27, 16 August 2006 (BST)
Don't be stupid, I am not allowed shape things so crayons are out of the question, however I would be fine with your wit though! If you want to know how hard I bite, pop round and put your love spudes in my gob and see how far you get. :) Linemanloz