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Vertical Gyro, although undoubtedly an intellectual giant among the pond life that comprises Porridge gun's skid-mark sniffing posse (HCV "The Green Lid", Badger "I Give" Heed, Prince "Fat Mouthy Cunt" Albert/smudger67er etc.) (the list is short but its members notable for the volume of their assertions), fails spectacularly to report accurately, and his pissy attempt at making his cronies take a break from snorting one anothers gussets to actually read something for a change is thus consigned to the bin, the lairy REME Twat. More to follow. Ubique.  
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| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" | http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41578_128515172688_4778331_n.jpg <br>The good looking bastard...
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Bloke who spends far too much time on [[Arrse]] and, latterly, even more on [[ARRSEpedia]].
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Self-confessed [[gwar]], recently 'outed' himself in chat to gauge [[cnut|public reaction]]. Given the adverse comments, he has adopted the Mike Tierney naming convention, and refers to his hair colour variously as [http://www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=harvest+gold&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=13156204729775382600&sa=X&ei=X7HBTraXLIuT8gPAxYSYBA&ved=0CEgQ8wIwAg 'Harvest Gold]', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiHI_TZF3n4&feature=related 'Strangely Brown'], and[http://www.saraheisenberg.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/orange.jpg 'Strawberry Blond]'. As with all gingers mingers, would benefit from facial immolation.
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Do not expose to sunlight; as with all [[BATS|Hammer & Spanner Op]]s, sunlight is an allergen unless the individual has recently been dipped in OX27.
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Revision as of 17:08, 28 November 2011

verticalgyro
41578_128515172688_4778331_n.jpg
The good looking bastard...

Bloke who spends far too much time on Arrse and, latterly, even more on ARRSEpedia.

Self-confessed gwar, recently 'outed' himself in chat to gauge public reaction. Given the adverse comments, he has adopted the Mike Tierney naming convention, and refers to his hair colour variously as 'Harvest Gold', 'Strangely Brown', and'Strawberry Blond'. As with all gingers mingers, would benefit from facial immolation.

Do not expose to sunlight; as with all Hammer & Spanner Ops, sunlight is an allergen unless the individual has recently been dipped in OX27.

143594804308546a7254a98.gif This user is a BAT.
100 This user has over 100 edits
on the ARRSEpedia.