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Worn by two distinct kinds of people:
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*Truly the mark of the almighty. Worn in perpetuity by all who've passed [[P Company]] and successfully completed the Basic Military Parachuting Course at No.1 Parachute Training School, [[RAF]] [[Brize Norton]], [[Oxfordshire]].
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*[[Walts]] and bullshitters who wouldn't know a [[parachute]] from an umbrella. Such individuals should be cast in to the flames of Hades.
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Worn by three distinct kinds of people:
  
* Set of sexual deviancies that an ARRSEr can win wings for once experienced. These include (so far) in order of lowest deviancy to highest ...
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* Truly the mark of the almighty. Worn in perpetuity by all who've passed [[P Company]] and successfully completed the [[Basic Parachute Course|Basic Military Parachuting Course]] at No.1 Parachute Training School, [[RAF]] [[Brize Norton]], [[Oxfordshire]]. Australia and New Zealand use the same wings.
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* The best of the [[French Foreign Legion]].
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* [[Walts]] and bullshitters who wouldn't know a [[parachute]] from an umbrella. Such individuals should be cast in to the flames of Hades.
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As far as the latter category is concerned, they should know this: If you aren't entitled, then don't bother. You WILL be found out.
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==Alternatively==
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Set of sexual deviancies that an ARRSEr can win wings for once experienced. These include (so far) in order of lowest deviancy to highest ...
 
#[[Yellow Wings]] - First rung on the ladder.
 
#[[Yellow Wings]] - First rung on the ladder.
 
#[[Red Wings]] - Slightly iffy and how I got Hepatitis.   
 
#[[Red Wings]] - Slightly iffy and how I got Hepatitis.   

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Worn by three distinct kinds of people:

  • Walts and bullshitters who wouldn't know a parachute from an umbrella. Such individuals should be cast in to the flames of Hades.

As far as the latter category is concerned, they should know this: If you aren't entitled, then don't bother. You WILL be found out.

Alternatively

Set of sexual deviancies that an ARRSEr can win wings for once experienced. These include (so far) in order of lowest deviancy to highest ...

  1. Yellow Wings - First rung on the ladder.
  2. Red Wings - Slightly iffy and how I got Hepatitis.
  3. Brown Wings - Male, female and barnyard fowl.
  4. Green Wings - Facking nails!
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