Wompingwillow

Wompingwillow, or Womps, has been variously described as:

A rather attractive young lady who frequents the chatroom and is a worthy contributor to this site

Or

A rather seedy studenty type with a worrying fixation for slimy invertebrates

As one of the most attractive ARRSE Maidens on the site young willow often finds herself being pestered by delusional perverts in chat, but she hasn't told me to stop yet so it's all ok