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Alcoholic (n.) - A person who drinks more than his doctor

Dylan Thomas, the Welsh poet, characterized an alcoholic as "someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."

On the other hand, TankiesYank's dad claims that he can't be an alcoholic, because "alcoholics go to meetings."

Then there's the Irish definition of a queer; A man who prefers women to drink.

Many Arrsers like a drink but there are at least a couple who aren't alcoholics... mibi!

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