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American Phase of War

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Option A

Phases 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6

No one knows what these are, as the spams are inevitably late

Phase 7 - Help Out

Assist your allies by selling them kit and by shooting - both roughly in the direction of the enemy and not at all in the direction of the enemy

Phase 8 - Take All of the Credit

With a series of 'historically dubious' blockbuster films.

Alternatively:

Option B

Phase 1 - Declare War

Avoid being late by starting it.

Phase 2 - Combat Operations

Favoured tactics include lots of shooting at anything and everything, Carpet Bombing and a little light Ethnic Cleansing

Phase 3 - Lose

Simply evacuate your embassy and fuck off

Phase 4 - More films