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A pristine unsullied Anus that has only allowed germane matter to egress the Chocolate Starfish.
In the female of the species, a chick who has not had her Back Doors kicked in and indulged in a bit of botty sex in order to win her Brown Wings.
Not found in the Munters who frequent cheeks in Aldershot.
In the male of the species, all red blooded squaddies and most other men, with the exception of a subset of the species known as homosexuals.
Not found in the Royal Navy.