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Arse Grapes
AKA Nobby stiles, Piles or, officially, haemarrhoids. Quite painful blood vessels that hang down from your arse crack, but shouldn't really. That's about it.
Not to be confused with Arrse Gripes which is what you hear everytime you go onto the ARRSE Forums.
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