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The homosexual wing of Her Majesties military, generally made up of frail men with small man syndrome and gay tendencies.

Rather than picking up a rifle, donning cam cream and shouting daaaggggaaa daaagggaaaa and Peyowng on exercise they would rather march up and down knocking out tunes like 'Amazing Grace' and 'Remember you're a Womble'

In times of war when the enemy aren't deterred by men in leopardskin shawls, shiny boots and a twirly baton they are generally dicked to be stretcher bearers and runners.... however being weak bandies they fail in this task and just perform favours for the younger lads who are missing their mums and girlfriends.

Arrse has its very own band master within its ranks: see Woopert