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Barack Obama

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Note the contrast of black on white.

Barack Hussein Obama the second is the 44th and current spam president, replacing George Bush. He is a liberal minded Democrat making him a commie supporting, fag loving, gun banning antichrist in the eyes of the rabid right.

The entire argument against him during elections seemed to be that Barack sounded like, Iraq, Hussein like a certain well-hung individual we all knew and loved, and Obama sounded like Osama.

According to the official biography on the White House, (ironic, eh?) website: "His story is the American story — values from the heartland, a middle-class upbringing in a strong family, hard work and education as the means of getting ahead, and the conviction that a life so blessed should be lived in service to others."

Doesn't really have much to do with us, although he bought Gordon Brown some DVDs that didn't work.

Caused outrage with a certain group of spams when upon being elected he gave his wife a fist bump.

Oh, did we mention he's black?