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Trousers - Plastic
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Dear God! NOOooo!

As uniform goes, this particular piece of quality apparel manufactured from reconstituted traffic cones was in the same league as the DILAC Hat and Dangerous Brian Hat and was singularly responsible for keeping Tefal and Morphy Richards in business for over twenty years.

These pants - because that's what they were - have probably wrecked more steam irons than the time Mad Jock McMad went bananas in the electrical department of Woolworth's on St Mad's Day.

The mere sight of an iron was enough to put a melted glassy sheen on these dark bottle green kecks that one could shave in. Best avoided.

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