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Beer Goggles

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The rose-tinted glasses one puts on after copious beers that makes the Hippocrocagrillapig momentarily attractive.

Once taken off in the morning the Hippocrocagrillapig assumes her previous hideousness, at which point the wearer of the beer goggles usually attempts to gnaw his own arm off in an attempt to get out of the house before the Hippocrocagrillapig wakes up.

Those of us that are less able to handle our drink sometimes Go Ugly Early rather than obtain Beer Goggles.

See also Beer Coat, Beer Monocular, Beer Scooter and Kebab Compass


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