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A hugely politically incorrect term for someone who's not very good at something.

A contraction of the words spina bifida, which is a disease affecting about 1 in 1,000 children and leads to loss or bladder and bowel control, paralysis, hydrocephalus and a general air of being crap at stuff.

Hence the all-purpose term biff.

Examples of usage:

Note the use of a prefix such as "wiki" to suggest Flowers is only a biff when it comes to editing the ARRSEpedia.


The opposite of biff is ninja

See Biff Chit for proof of bifficity.

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