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Oral-genital sex, to be sucked off, traditionally performed by a woman on a man and correctly known as fellatio. However in today's pink and fluffy, politically correct era I don't suppose the fellator can be restricted to women nowadays for fear of causing offence to the gay community and the risk of being taken to court for gender discrimination or homophobia, it would then be known as maleatio.

Why on earth its call a blowjob god only knows, after all the last thing you want a chick to do is blow (as this can be fatal to the blowee), you want her to suck, suck and suck again 'til her eardrums pop... Oh yes and swallow, swallow, swallow like Linda Lovelace.

Remember ladies the gag reflex is merely a state of mind.

Also called Head in spamland. 'Head boy' in the States is a demand, not a position of authority. And the word "Headmaster" can send Americans into gales of giggles.

A lady who goes down first time every time can proudly be renamed (out of her hearing of course) The Titanic and her name can be surreptitiously passed on to all your Bezzers.

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