The British Military Open Encyclopedia - ARRSE-Pedia. Back to British Army Rumour Service Home

Bolivia

From ARRSEpedia
Jump to: navigation, search

34glwlg.gif

Bolivia, officially known as the Plurinational State of Bolivia is a landlocked country located in central South America. Well it was not always landlocked. It had a lovely coastline and in an attempt to extend it, picked on Chile, hoping it's mate Peru would back them up. This playground tiff hotted up and indeed Peru backed Bolivia up. Both countries were given a damn good thrashing by Chile. Peru decided to be best friends with Chile whilst Bolivia told teacher UN, who did bugger all and Chile now have Bolivia's coastal province.

It is bordered by Brazil to the north and east, Paraguay and Argentina to the south, Chile to the southwest, and Peru to the west.

It is Plurinational due to the vast indigenous groups and languages that exist with Ayamara and Quechua the main peoples.

Growing, drinking and chewing coca is legal in Bolivia, as is prostitution.

The population range from stunning to 5 pinters.

Corruption is rampant, a Police officer earns $150/month and civil servants less.

Hygiene does not exist although parasites are abundant.