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Date Joined 11 November 2005
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Location Dreamland
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Booboo, a Chav hating posh Welsh bird resident in Englandshire. Ambition in life is to marry a rich, well endowed old man to maintain her in the standards to which mummy and daddy had her accustomed. In the mean time, is happy to continue with her day job of making muffin tops. Has an aversion to supermarkets and all things domesticated in nature, in her defence though she gives great headache, and other aches.


Phwoar she's gorgeous. Hitler.

Naval Intelligence can confirm that her arrse is perfect and she's ever so posh!! the_matelot Military Intelligence can confirm that it is not just the arrse that is perfect! Linemanloz

She is also extremely fit, can leap tall buildings in a single bound and good at everything she does (Damn her), apart from pastry and shopping. Is very good at keeping up the morale of troops far from home.

All round super-hottie with an IQ like a Brian Lara innings, fabulous teeth and a real catch, if you can put aside the Welsh thing. Spends most of her time in chat ironing, fending off enquiries about her bottom, making 'cuddly' remarks, and torturing students. Gives fantastic headache, and is adept and skilled at being a squaddiechick, in spite of the fact she looks like butter wouldn't melt.

Owner of the infamous 'flyaway fringe'(tm)which is the next best thing to Red Kryptonite. Has a well developed sense of humour of the dry and innocent variety, ref. Bounty Bars, Hangman and Transvestites.

However,in spite of her squaddiechick qualities, is prone to embarrass very easily when reminded she's almost certainly made the essential w*nk bank top 10 list of a couple of thousand young Squaddies at Icelandia Territory Charlie.

Can also text at about 200 words a minute, no doubt whilst ascending the North face of the Matterhorn in a straitjacket and flip-flops whilst playing a particularly difficult concerto on a skiffle board and enquiring of terrified young squaddies , "is it safe?"

Perhaps the most frightening thing about her is the fact that she thinks her 'victims' should man up a bit! Then again having that arrse in close proximity would ensure that most red-blooded males would ensure that any loss of limb would not too high a price to pay for her attentions. The truth be known, she is so hot you can not only forgive her taff-ness you can revel in it. In fact, it's rumoured that the Welsh are going to start burning houses again if any more English try to by houses there to be near to her. This callsign has heard that she's not only fit (in a Richard and Judy/ALi G sense) but she's quite fit too. She has the ability to critise just about anyones times for a run on the grounds that she can beat you, which in fact, she can. As far as keeping up morale is concerned, the very thought of her keeps up my morale, if that's what you kids are calling it now.

An Glasgow crawl Survivor.