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Large South American country comprised of dwindling rain forest and growing urban shit tip.

Populated by shaved carnival queens, shaved beach beauties, shaved lady boys (who may have been in the first two categories as well), murderers and corrupt politicians (as if there is any other kind).

Anyone visiting Brazil's cities would be advised to take out some significant life insurance. Anyone from Brazil visiting the UK would be advised to buy a bullet proof vest and a helmet in case of mistaken identity.

Brazil is a country of extremes: the bright lights of Rio giving way to the filth and misery of the shanty towns in a few blocks - not unlike Leeds... but hotter. Best avoided.

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