Bumper

Goodbye Bump..er

Though we never knew you at all

You had the grace to hold yourself

While those around you crawled

They crawled out of the NAAFI

And they whispered into your brain

They set you on the Walt hunt

And they made you change your name

Chorus

And it seems to me you lived your life

Like an Alchie in the wind

Never knowing who to cling to

When the Vim set in

And we would have liked to have known you

But we were just a hat

Your roll up burned out long before

Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough

The toughest role you ever played

ARRSE created a superstar

And pain was the price you paid

Even when you died

Oh FiveAlpha still hounded you

All the internet had to say

Was that Bumper was found in the nude

[repeat chorus]

Goodbye Bump er

Though we never knew you at all

You had the grace to hold yourself

While those around you crawled

Goodbye Bump..er

From the young man in the 22nd SAS

Who sees you as something more than sexual

More than just our Bump..er

[repeat chorus]

Thanks to Spike 7541