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Camelot

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In literature, the mythical and unattainable centre of High Medieval government in Britain.

Court of King Arthur, the Once and Future King. Destroyed by hubris and the fact that Lancelot was, "Pork Swording" Queen Guinevere, Arthur's missus.

Not that Arthur was any angel, of course, he had it away with his half-sister.

Anyway, it all ended in tears.

All because of a Frenchman.

Much parodied here.