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Catherine Zeta Jones

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Pies R Us

Welsh beauty from The Mumbles, just west of Swansea. First seen in the Darling Buds of May, alongside 'Del Boy'. Rodney was strangely absent.

Then went to the US, became famous thanks to The Mask of Zorro and then married Spartacus's son. Now popping out babies and pond-hopping.

Recently was awarded the Ginsters contract for pies. In the contract was a clause that she had to eat them everyday... and you know how seriously she takes her work! The very sad before and after images.