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Staple diet of the French. How else would they be called Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys?

Not to be mistaken with Cheese Possessed under any circumstances! One is a dairy product made with much loving care by skilled artisans, which makes a rather tasty snack on crackers or Scottish Oatcakes. The other is a by-product of the PVC manufacturing process jammed into a tin and fed to unsuspecting squaddies in the Good-old-bad-old-days.