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RAF Chicksands, tucked nicely away in a forest next to an onion farm somewhere outside of Bedford, is the place where you go for your Phase 2 Training if you're a crab or snothead involved in making things up about the enemy, or listening to white noise (see Royal Signals). To the army, it is known as the Defence School of Intelligence, or more coloquially, Disneysands, because it's fucking buckshee. Also home to an mega ex-SF padre who once chopped someone's head off in Rhodesia and other gen dits.

Oh yeah, it's also home to the armed forces' linguists, who learn to talk Klingon, Wookie, Farzi, Russian, French (you never know when they might need a shoeing), Welsh and Gaelic.