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Chocolate Pudding
A chocolate cake like substance soaked in chocolate sauce and with the consistancy of a house-brick. The consumer must be extremely hungry in order to consume the whole portion. Usually only possible to be eaten when hot.
Innacurate entry, Highfield High School chocolate pudding and chocolate sauce was sent from the angels and tasted better than a gob full of Beyonce
Note: Highfield High School chocolate pudding, schoolgirls nor Beyonce have yet been found in the issue rat packs.