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The Drink Of Champions. Made mainly from apples and fermented in a big container till all the healthy goodness of the apple has turned to alcohol.

Drunk by manly men and gorgeous women (see beer goggles) who appreciate that said cider will get you very drunk, very quickly (you may also fall off a chair or dance badly).

Used in many parts of the country by chavs to get leathered ASAP. Beverage of choice of THEM. Are these two facts connected? You have to hope not!

The best (read lethal) cider is usually made illegally in some ones back shed. It normally has things floating in it, usually requires to be chewed before swallowing and will make you go blind and/or mad.

See alcohol for further details.