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That useless piece of plastic and flint carried on exercise in your top-left (attached with cam-string or para cord) which, at one time, fulfilled its sole purpose in life i.e. created fire.
At no time whilst on exercise should a cigarette lighter EVER suceed in lighting a cigarette!
Try buying one of these instead. Tell the MO it's for lighting fires and not fags. Jolly Good.