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Plural of civilian

Civilians come in two main flavours:

1(UK) Civ Div - The real Macoy.

2(UK) Civ Div - Ex military.


While 2(UK) Civ Div are just boring, 1(UK) Civ Div really are an interesting breed - much more so than you may have suspected in your casual encounters with them. Let's look at the facts:

76% of 1(UK) Civ Div have NEVER pissed in a sink, shoe, wine bottle or iron. A staggering 89% consider drinking until you defecate distasteful.

And I'll finish this off another time


[lazy fucker]