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Clint Eastwood

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Do you feel lucky ...punk!

Clint Eastwood is an actor, best known for his roles as "Dirty Harry" and "The Man With No Name"

Clint Eastwood is a being of enormous power, comparable to Chuck Norris. He can paralyze mere mortals simply by looking at them. He can do the same with the phrase "do you feel lucky?"

He is also immortal, able to push himself harder and further than any other (besides Chuck Norris). Any one who speaks wrongly of Clint will find a chunk of .44 magnum in their skull, or hanging from a tree in the Western United States. If he likes you he will string you up then shoot through the rope ... JUST before you choke to death.

Hasn't opened his eyes since the early 80's, was disturbingly friendly with an ape and was shacked up for many years with a woman who looked about 12.