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A long, hissing, coiled shit, generally the result of several days of exercise blockage.

Sometimes known as a Brown Bumsnake or a tallboy in honour of the "earthquake bombs" designed by Sir Barnes Wallis during WW2 and used to sink the Tirpitz. Gross weight was 12,000lbs about the same as a Mersey Trout after a week on compo.

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