How ya doin Debs?
Deborah Penney (Born David) is a commando-trained, former rugby-playing Royal Green Jacket and bomb squad veteran currently in the queue waiting to get 'his' spuds cut off at £30,000. His comrades were not much outraged by his 'Woman Waltism' but rather that the MoD is paying for it. Talk about Defence Cutbacks?
With Deborah's experience in the 'bomb squad', 'her' penis has been selected to undergo a once classified black project to manufacture a tactical nuclear warhead from 'her' foreskin, specially to target homophobic Taliban suicide bombers in the War on Terror, teamed up alongside Jan Hamilton.