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Dental Technician

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A group of misfits who have an unnerving ability to believe that they are highly intelligent hard working soldiers from the Royal Army Dental Corps. Often found drooling at good looking women in Aldershot. Technicians like to think they can be identified by highly polished boots and the god like presence normally seen on those who walk the cat walk or the Hollywood Boulevard. Technicians have never learned how to use a mirror.

Traditionally they all had nicknames such as Chappas, Yappie & Spudza and could be certain to have huge ....... credentials, many notches to their bed post and don't have to worry about cleaning other peoples teeth like a Dental Hygienist.

Most technicians own their own car and a bike (pedal or motor) and have married a Hygienist , how else are we going to retire at 42.