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Diego Garcia

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Until 1973, accounted for 83% of the remaining British Empire. However, the white sandy beaches were a devil to keep clean and the amount of Pimm's required to watch the sunsets properly was so great that the Foreign Office decided to give it all away to the Septics to use as a snooker table storage facility, rugby field, and anything else they wanted.