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Double Bass
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
Double Bass
A large overgrown violin found in classical orchestras being held by closet musicians surreptitiously practising their sexual techniques.
Also an instrument popular for strumming by accomplished jazz players which is entirely different to an instrument held for thrumming for jizz by impoverished squaddies.
  • See Tromboning for another instrument in the Sexual Jazz Orchestra.