Like a character in a Graham Greene novel she resides drunkenly in the tropics, a throwback to the days of Empire. Keen to live the part, she spends most days consuming enough gin not only to kill an elephant, but to probably to preserve it as well. 'Works' for two hours a day in Embezzlement. Nice girl when sober. Probably.
Has recently developed a penchant for bum love from dodgy blokes in farflung lands. She of course denies this, which only confirms the speculation.
A Salisbury ARRSE Crawl survivor!