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The state of being that occurs after drinking vast quantities of alcohol which makes women more attractive and turns the drunk person irresistible and invincible.

Has potential side effects of vomiting, urinating on oneself or, the worst, pulling a pig!

It should be noted that The Gorilla can be blamed for vomiting, swamping and even the Grand slam, but if you pull a pig .... you're on your own. Ever heard of Gorillas in the Mist? That was your alibi disappearing.