|Of course you'll win in court Jim. Bwuhahaha!|
Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time, such as...
- EM: Hush my child. You are a woman at heart. Cast off thy manliness and travel to the Orient. And there slice off thine spuds with a sharp thing and revel in your new-found womanhood.
- IH: Erm... alright then!
- EM: The philistines they mock you Mr Shortt.
- JS: Do they? Right, I'm gonna sue these feckers!
- EM: Aaaaah excellent! They shall quake in their dessies. Take them for every measly penny they're worth. Grind the miserable scum in to the dirt!
- JS: Righty ho then. Here goes... shit or bust!
Other classics include:
- EM: Go on, one more beer won't hurt.
- EM: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
- EM: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!
His Eminence's pronouncements resulted in a marathon thread in the ARRSE NAAFI bar that's well worth a read if you have an afternoon to kill.