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Fiji Bob

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The Bobster

Fiji Bob is a legendary figure in some capacity or other and one of the triumvirate [That's got to be the first use of that word on ARRSEpedia?] of the regiment along with Johnny 'Three Bollocks' McKenzie and someone else who I can't remember.

Typically - for a Fijian - he's also an accomplished author having passed the creative writing course and penned the blockbusting fact-based novelography The One That's Shot Away.

Fiji Bob comes unsurprisingly from the planet of Fiji - a distant world where men are built like boathouses, the women beautiful beyond reason and where nudity reigns supreme.


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Fiji Bob is also an ARRSE user, but it has never been confirmed (or denied for that matter) if it is the same bloke... which it probably isn't... probably.