Fish

Likes to talk nothingness and shout down the phone whilst in the car.

Has ginger hair and a small willy.

Although I don't remember the ginger hair, the rest is true.

See also Dale. Allegedly she did him. But also likes men.

He does not have ginger hair and hasn't shagged Dale yet (although he did stretch her sister's hoop)

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