Flaccid Penis

wibble wobble, wibble wobble, penis on a plate.

The result of attempting to screw a girl so ugly that even the 10 or 11 pints you had before collapsing drunkenly onto her boobies cant convince you she's fine enough to bone. Your faithfull spunk gun ensures you dont.

OR

what happens when your an old bastard. Remember; advice for the elderly; never trust a fart or waste an erection.