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The second biggest necessity for a Human, preceded only by water.

Your average soldier demands a subset of these in a form known as alcohol, a most important category and should be followed by a kebab!

Recent government sponsored investigations have proven conclusively that all food is bad for you. It causes obesity, cancer and heart disease and they will be taxing food in future in the same way they tax cigarettes and alcohol to prevent us overindulging/making ourselves ill. People who eat will be denied access to the NHS. Remember its for our own good and not a cynical stealth tax.