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Adequate description of creatures that dress in baseball caps, (generally worn backwards,) trainers and their big brothers' jeans.

Likes LOUD noises, 'music' consisting mostly of a bass beat sometimes as an accompanyment to chanted expletives.

IQ about one third that of puddle water.

Going by the premise that opposites attract, fuckwits are often used as accessories by yummies.

Note, all chavs are fuckwits, but not all fuckwits are chavs.

Cuts - 23 May 05.