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See also Career Sticks, Whack-Fuck

"Golf is a good walk wasted": Churchill.
"Golf is a game for men with small white balls"

Golf is generally an excuse for SNCOs and Officers to take most of the week off in order to spend 4 hours hitting a small dimpled ball into various dispersed woods, both coniferous and deciduous.

Could be argued that the endless searches in the woods for the aforementioned small white balls is good practice for spotting Johnny Foreigner hiding in Afghan terrain ... but probably not really.