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An AAC Adonis, G11 spends his days playing with his slinky and pumping liquid into large objects. A typical sigs NCO, he believes the hype about his abilities as a John Travolta-esque dancer, but fails to grasp that that is only in comparison with the average squaddie, for whom the squaddie-two-step is the pinnacle of coordination and grace. In a dance-off versus a mong given unlimited access to Sunny Delight however, he would be beaten like a gwar-step-child; his movements being like those of a wart-hog in quick-sand when compared with the mmllaarring grace of the mong.

Equally at home in desert, Arctic and temperate climates, G11 lives an exotic globe-trotting life, but fails to realise that these jaunts are less to do with his professional abilities than his OC deeming that his lack of social skills preclude him from staying in the UK for more than 3 months out of every 12. Attended the Salisbury ARRSE Crawl in June, and was easy to spot as after several months ‘dry’ he collapsed in a pool of his own dribble and urine (having passed-out and swamped himself) after 2 pints of shandy.

He has an uncanny likeness to a member of the Hitlerjugend (Hitler Youth).

Had history been different and G11 not joined HM Forces he would probably have ended up like John Rambo. It is rumoured that he is frantically searching JSPs for a clause that allows his Mum to live with him in his SLA. He is the proud owner of the worlds neatest sock drawer (Dynotaped with "Date last worn" and "NSN")and has upholstered all his soft furnishings in DPM.

Probably never had sex with any girls (Discounting kidnapped hitchhikers) until he moved to within getting mugged distance of Raoul's Rose Garden where even someone with Ivan Drago's haircut can get jiggy with it, However would give up Belize like a flash if someone offered him a month in a basha in Poland.

Famous also for doing a Med Man and enjoying the Exercise more than the R&R.



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