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1. Sleeping Bag.

2. A man-packable time travelling device, wherein the occupant climbs in, gets comfy and several hours pass by in an instant. See Horizontal Time Accelerator, Fart Sack or Cyclone Training.

Also noted for having some sort of chemical impregnated into the weave which makes you want to urinate as soon as you get in. Whilst good pre-bag piss drills will mitigate the effect of the chemical, if you get in wearing boots, you will need to go as soon as you're comfy.

Strange but true.

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