2. Generic term for the grotesque, unhygienic and extreme recreational behaviour practised by certain infantry units in order to reinforce their "Otherness" and eliteness.
- Should you ever be tempted to take part in a grot contest, ask yourself these questions:
- i. Can I eat somebody elses shit or vomit or fag butts any other bodily by-product, let alone my own?
- ii. Could I, for the sake of argument, fellate another Booty in front of a bus-load of horrified Matelots?
- If the answer to any of these is "No", swallow your pride and go home for a Horlix and a night in front of the telly.
3. The subbie's mess (sleeping cabin) on board HM grey war canoes.