|...From my cold dead paw!|
Small, short sighted, lead footed rodent whose only survival trait seems to be it's cute ... and breeds faster than rabbits.
The Pet Shop Boys were named as a nod to this activity.
True story (as documented in The Lancet):
2 gay men were involved in a hamster insertion. The hamster (Faggot) had been inserted into gayman 1 using a toilet roll as a sabot but was showing no sign of returning to the 'surface'. Gayman 2 thought to attract the rodent out using his lighter. As he flicked his BIC, gayman 1 farted. The subsequent explosion propelled Faggot out of gayman 1 at high speed.
- Gayman 1 received 2nd degree burns of the anus.
- Gayman 2 received a broken nose from the APFSDS* rodent.
- Faggot's condition/injuries were not reported.
APFSDS:- Anus Piercing Fur Stabilized Discarding Sabot