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The end result of too much Beer, wifebeater, Red Infuriator or any other form of alcohol. A moderate hangover, which generally occasions little more discomfort than a persistent headache, is a minor irritant, but a biggie can leave you lying in a darkened room, farting mercilessly, puking relentlessly and vowing never, ever to touch a drop of alcohol ever again in your entire life.

Recommended hangover cures include:

  • Brufen
  • More Alcohol
  • A blast of pure Oxygen
  • Red Bull (although for Scots Irn Bru 32 is a patriotic and effective substitute)