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Another Warsaw pact country in NATO

A place near Austria where the ladies are either toothless munters or rather pretty porn whores.

A secret tunnel runs from Budapest to Yemen, this is where Midge Ure and Bono smuggled the excess Live Aid money and also where John Lennon met Yoko Ono.

Producer of some pretty damn fine wines and beers. Unique to Hungary is Pálinka, an alcoholic drink distilled from fruit from the Great Hungarian Plain. Comes in a variety of flavours including apricot (barack), cherry (cseresznye) but the best is plum (szilva) all with a proof of 40%.

A member of the Pornoland Confederation