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How Does It Work?

One of the most confusing aspects of the PM system is that, once written, a PM remains in your 'outbox' until the recipient logs in and reads it. It then moves from your 'outbox' into your 'sentbox'. You then know that they've got it.

What Is It Used For?

Sometimes, if you are lucky, you may get sex due to persistent PM'ing. That's what 90% of all PM activity consists of: forlorn efforts made by two woefully ugly people to convince each other that they're gorgeous and that really they have a life - it's just that they've been made to 'stag on' this Saturday night otherwise they'd be out on the pull, honest. DO NOT PM anyone who regularly posts on The Other Half or Lonely Hearts forums - they're proper grompers.

PM the ones you think may be girls, see if you can solicit a photo, I dare you. If you get any pics remember 'two's up'!

Ones That May Be Girls


The Confused