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Junior Leaders Regt

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Borstal for College drop-outs and young offenders.

A place between Army Cadet Force and the real Army were you can be sexually assaulted by adult staff who's careers are on hold because of drink and social problems.

Every Junior Leaders Regiment has an Armourer who smells like a taxi drivers seat, has a comb over and pit rings.

To qualify you must be 16, have smooth thighs and look good in Speedos (Not Paedos!). You mustn't be able to think for yourself and be prepared to be fcuked about from arrsehole to breakfast time for a year.