Junior Leaders Regt
Borstal for College drop-outs and young offenders.
Every Junior Leaders Regiment has an Armourer who smells like a taxi drivers seat, has a comb over and pit rings.
To qualify you must be 16, have smooth thighs and look good in Speedos (Not Paedos!). You mustn't be able to think for yourself and be prepared to be fcuked about from arrsehole to breakfast time for a year.